Test Match. Day 1.

Well, we got here safely, and with a strictly enforced policy of early to bed and early to rise, the whole team, scorers and supporters were at the ground by 6.30 for a quick nets session before play started. I should explain that I wiped all the experience gained on the world tour, so I start from scratch again as a basic club player – so expect no great things from me this match. The rest of you, however are still all England players (albeit from a couple of years ago).

Our one-off Test Match against Sri Lanka started well, with me winning the toss. I decided we should bat.

The next hour saw us going downhill rapidly, and our number seven (and last of the recognised batsmen) Richard came in with the score on a mere 77-5.

Things changed after that. Richard has obviously been putting in quality time with our new batting coach, Annette Practice, since the summer season ended, and they do say that Practice makes perfect – it certain does in Richard’s case, for he drove and cut magnificently.

Richard and Lisa’s stand took us to 233-5 at lunch, with Richard on 98 and Lisa on 50.

Richards’ century came up shortly after lunch.

Sadly he was run out shortly after that, bringing Phil in to bat opposite Lisa. The newly-engaged couple’s egging each other on to run faster didn’t pay dividends, with Lisa being run out, having reached a splendid 72.

We were well into our tail by this time, but Phil at least made amends for having got Lisa run out, by playing some powerful shots. He was the last man out, by which time, as the score-board shows, we had reached a respectable 329-10.

Vicus and Tom opened our attack, and looked very mean with the new ball – Vicus taking the first wicket, after hitting the batsman on the helmet with a vicious bouncer, and then yorking him next ball.

After that the opposition dug in, and as the shine went from the ball we found it harder and harder to trouble them. I tried out every bowler, just in case the conditions suited someone unusual – but no surprises came our way. Eventually Tom made a breakthrough, once again by hitting his man with one fast ball, and then bowling him with the next.

Sadly that just brought another competent batsman in, and we tolled away without success, as the light faded. At the end of day one, then, Sri Lanka stand at 172-2: 157 runs behind, with eight wickets in hand.

We must hope for an early breakthrough tomorrow.

Now we’re all off for a minor banquet, to celebrate Phil and Lisa’s engagement, and another early night.